dear board of education,
i am too
The single best office prank, ever.
textin the bae
that feeling you get when someone texts you first is literally the best because youre like “wow you were actually thinking about me”
Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video here.
sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow
It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.
Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.
*quietly facepalms forever*
I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods. You can make anything sound gross if you want to.
Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!
Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!
Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!
Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????
Bless all this
“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.
Omfg that’s so sick.
hopefully she’ll get all countries filled in omg i’m so excited for her
normally i’m not big on tattoos but this is awesome
hopefully over my lifetime on tumblr I see updated versions of this
|—||Note to self (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)|
IF U WANT TO TALK TO ME JUST DO IT BECAUSE IM PROBABLY NOT GOIG TO START A CONVERSATION BECAUSE I CONSTANTLY WORRY THAT IM ANNOYING YOU
My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight
finally I asked why he was so scared
and he said he was scared of drinking coffee
do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad
on ur period like
dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok